partner: you be the teacher ill be the student ;)

me: okay

me: write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday

partner: oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)

me: no

partner: but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)

me: no

partner: so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))

me: an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday

plasmalogical:

im glad the rock became a wrestler and actor because he graduated with a degree in criminology. he would have been the worlds most electrifying man in law enforcement. we would not be able to stop him

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coeur-de-porcelaine:

thehowlingwolf:

chickdeney:

I’m gonna fucking go postal on 4chan I s2g

A woman can’t even think or talk about wanting equal rights/treatment without consequences, and they wonder why we still need feminism smfh

”In a textbook example of why feminism isn’t just a women’s issue”

What a weird take on it. More like ”in a textbook example of males reacting violently and threateningly to put a woman back in her place.”

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and I doubt any nudes will actually get leaked she doesn't seem like the nude picture type

motherbox:

dualpaperbags:

paulmcfruity:

This Icelandic police force has the most adorable Instagram account 

Meet the Reykjavík Metropolitan Police, serving the capital of Iceland. By the looks of their incredible Instagram account, a normal day includes holding kittens, eating candy and wearing false mustaches.

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For the record the Icelandic police are probably the best police force in the world, There has only been one instance where an officer shot and killed a civilian in the entire history of the country (which is nearly a hundred years) and everyone was completely devastated by it, the police especially — because, as made clear in their statements after the incident, they understand their function is to protect the people. Not to mention that their general police go unarmed except for special squads.

Let’s run through some more facts while we’re on the subject: Compared to 31,000+ shooting deaths in the US in 2009, Iceland had… 4, because they have very rigorous screening processes for gun permits. There is very little economic disparity between upper, middle and lower classes, and social welfare programs take care of their people. Drug use affects less than 1% of the population between 15 and 65 years old, and 90% of drug-related court cases are settled with a fine rather than jail time. Violent crime is virtually non-existent. [x]

Iceland is like if you took the entire idea of chill and personified it as an country, and this exemplifies that. 

Can I just move there and be friends with Sigur Rós and just chill?

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